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Monday, February 3, 2014


As of January 31, I am now 16 years of age. I have had coffee for the first time (for the flavor, not the caffeine high), I now own all the seasons of Psych, and I will be getting a job soon. So far so good.
I was at school for my birthday, which I don't mind, and they put on a show for me while I was there. Although, they called it "coronation", and then we had a dance the next day, but I'm pretty sure it was for me. It was a bit odd when they crowned people in my honor, but I didn't ask for the celebration.
The dance that occurred the day afterward was fun. I brought my girlfriend a rose (this one is a different one from the last one I mentioned, the other one had to move away) and we danced. Socialized like bees. It was fun.
I started to play Bioshock, and it is a fun and freaky game. I had a security robot that followed me around and shot my enemies. I named him Eduardo. But then I died and he disappeared. Then, later in the game, I found another one and turned him friendly and he became Eduardo II. However, a few minutes later, Eduardo II died from being exploded. A few seconds later, though, I got Eduardo III. He survived the onslaught of his friends and we became the best of friends. I called him E3 for short. He helped me in the killing of Dr. Steinman, though he died in the process. I thought E3 had killed Steinman, but Steinman was hiding somewhere and he killed E3. In my raging sadness, I killed Steinman, luckily before he made it to the healing station. It was a sad day, but I fortunately came across more security bots and had E3 II (Eduardo III II, pronounced the third the second) and E3 II 2.0 ...who died shortly afterwards as well. So from now on, any security bots I find will be reincarnations of E3.
Oh, and to ease any confusion, I'm aware that there is a convention called E3 and Eduardo isn't named after it.
I also played Crysis for a little bit, but not for that long. It's fun, but I was dying multiple times, so I took a break.
I watched parts of the Super Bowl yesterday, though by looking at the score I din't really have to. I watched some of the commercials, but I was busy watching my new Psych DVDs. Psych is very funny and I recommend it to most people.
Nothing much left to say, that Bioshock story was pretty ling though. So I guess I will leave you with this and of course a picture.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Cancellation of school

There has been a lot of snow lately. School has been cancelled a few times since I last wrote something here, which was nice. But I had to shovel a lot. It's not fun to shovel. It's cold and windy and the snow tends to get heavy after a while. We have no snow blower, so I shovel. I don't like shoveling.
I've been playing Sleeping Dogs, which is a fun game. I like the action hi-jacks and the gun game play. Although I can't help driving on the right side of the road instead of the left in that game. Which I suppose is good, since I'm an American, but I always end up running into cars. I should never leave the country.
I have also recently obtained Bioshock, but I haven't played it yet. I... I guess that was just a random update on the the games I own.
I found this picture of something I very much want, because flies and I are at war.
This would be useful during the summer, when my house is invaded by those demonic beings. All I have right now is a simple fly swatter, and I'm not very skilled with it.
More news, it's my birthday this Friday. I will be 16 and will be looking for a job. Preferably at the movie theater. It's pretty close to me. And hopefully I'll get a discount on movies and popcorn. And sodas.
I haven't gotten any higher on my webcomic ladder, I'm still at 100. But I've been switching out some old comics that don't update with some new ones. I hate it when they just drop of the face of the earth.
With nothing else, I will leave you with a picture.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy Anniversary!!

Today is the anniversary of this blog!! Hooray! ROASN is now one year old!!!!
I am sorry for the lack of posts. I have been neglecting this blog, but now I am back!
In other news, today I became an uncle! To twins! I will try to turn at least one of them into a nerd. That will be my goal throughout their lives.
My Christmas was full of happiness and various happiness-inducing items. I got Dishonored, which is a really great game, though the way I ended it was not very great. I... I don't really want to talk about it. (Sniffle). I also got a dragon cane with a sword inside of it. It looks like this.
Other things I got include a game called Syndicate, which is okay, but not as great as I thought it would be. I got many gift cards, with which I bought an Xbox card with which I bought Battleblock Theater. That game is hilarious and I highly recommend it. It has the best horses.
I will be going back to Google Plus soon, so I can get more readers. I had a lot before I deleted my account. Don't ask why I had to. I'll just leave that to your magical little thoughts.
More news, I have shaved for the first time. That's all I will say on that matter.
I have acquired 100 webcomics!
I am not going to stop there! I am continuing on with my long page of bookmarks of webcomics.
That's about all I have to post, so good bye then. Oh, and happy New Year and all that stuff. And Merry Christmas and Happy Thanksgiving since I missed those before.

Friday, November 15, 2013

88 comics

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I have had nothing to write about.
I will soon be posting journalistic comics on here occasionally, because I have ideas in my head. Ideas of which I think are good.
Speaking of comics, I'm up to 88 comics that I read. 12 more and I will have 100. Only then will I truly be satisfied... That was a lie, I won't really be satisfied, I'll be amused for a short time and then I'll keep reading more. I have a lot of bookmarked comics.
Recently, around 16 days ago, it was announced that World of Keflings and Iron Brigade would be free for Xbox 360. After spending over a week going nearly insane waiting for Xbox to announce the free games, and they give us two arcade games. I was very disappointed. I have yet to play World of Keflings, but I did download it. But tomorrow Iron Brigade will be free, and that one doesn't look that bad. I might have fun with that one. I just hope next month's free games will be better.
And now I have nothing else so here's a picture.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Look! It's me!

I have drawn a picture of myself on paper. I then penned it, and scanned it, then proceeded to edit a little bit in my paint program on my computer. Thus, I present to you, me.
Yes, yes, thank you for your applause. What? No, I do not think I am ugly, why would you say something like that? Huh? Yes, I'm quite fond of my hair. I spike it up like that almost every day. Often times it stays like that over night. It requires little work in the morning, unless I shower. Then my hair collapses as though it were a bridge. Made of hair.
Aside from that, I have a four day weekend this week, because of some sort of school thing. Woo.
I am in the the process of making another comic. And by in the process I mean I have yet to start on it. I will at some point though.
I recently finished the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. The ending was hilarious yet disappointing.
Now I would like to show you the two part Bathroom Spider Man series, which I found funny.
And I can think of nothing else to say so here is a picture.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

This post has no purpose

And of course an ending picture to end this pointless post (I laughed at this picture, by the way).

Sunday, September 22, 2013

#11 is finished!!!!!!

I finally finished #11, as the title of this blog post says. Now I will begin typing up #9 and then I will post it. The series is almost finished. I now have to write #12 and then the rough draft of the whole thing will be done. After almost a year and a half. I've been procrastinating a lot.
I made the horribly hard decision and bought Batman Arkham City, which is very fun. Oh so fun. Lots of punches and kicks and elbowings and batarangs and silent take downs. It is very fun to drop behind a thug, take him out silently, then go back to where you were and wait for the next thug. I recommend the game.
The Writers' Club is almost made, I just have to talk to the teacher about a time to do it. Then I shall put up flyers and such that I made and then Thursday Writers' Club will officially start.
I shall now fill space with a GIF
There we go, space filled. And now I have nothing else.